This was a very fun weekend, oh yes it was. Let's take a small journey back through it, hopefully this journal will be just as fun as the weekend was.
Friday night, Sara and I start watching Wonderland the story of the John Holmes murders, or so I thought. I accidentally rented the wrong Wonderland from Netflix, so this was some British indy flick that was stupid. No offense to British films or indy films, just this one was pretty bad. So we watched Emporer's New Groove instead. That was hilarious, and casting Putty as the voice of the dumb galoot was perfect casting. Especially since I seriously have a problem of giggling at anything he says anyway. Needless to say it was a movie filled with laughs and yes even the Ken guffaw came out as well.
The movie was only a time filler though as the main event of the night was the viewing of The Kissers at Nevin's. The Kissers are one of Sara's favorite bands from up in Madison (Wisc. She's a badger, for those that don't know.) They are Irish rock very similar in style to The Pogues. They put on a very fine performance, unfortunately it was only in front of about 30-40 people, but all of them were appreciative. It was there first time in the area here though, so that's understandable. They did most of their regular show Sara said. I've seen a stripped down version of the band once, but have never seen the whole band, they are a Septet (Lead Guitar/Banjo, Singer/Rhythm Guitar, Bass, Fiddle, Mandolin, Drums, and a young looking lad that alternated between Keyboards, Accordion and Irish Flute. They did mostly originals as well as a couple Pogues and Johnny Cash covers. All in all it was a great show and I have two of their CD’s on SLSK. If like me you enjoy the Irish Rock/Irish Punk go get them. I’m on there now, you should know my name, go get it.
Saturday, while Sara is off at Yoga, I start off the day buy burning Sara and myself St. Patrick’s day mixes of Flogging Molly, The Kissers, and The Pogues with some House of Pain and a couple other little fun bits thrown in there. Then I wrap the presents that I bought for my friends Jen and Dave’s twin daughters that are having their second birthday party that afternoon. The party was fun the girls were cute, I haven’t seen any of them in a year so it was good to see them. Poor Claudia had 3 stitches on her forehead from a spill she took earlier in the week, poor little thing.
Then we left there to go to Sara’s brother’s house. They were having a house warming party (even though they’ve lived there for a year.) The party doubled as a St. Patrick’s Day party as well. Good times were had by all including their parents that were there until like after 1am. Late night for them. I had a plethora of Strongbows. We were staying there so Sara also had her fair share of Harp.
Sunday we wake up and have some waffles chat with Keith and Mike for a while then head home to shower up to head over to John’s for WrestleMania XX. I get there and find out they made 5 slabs of ribs and have a couple full Nacho Platters set up there. So needless to say this starts off as one of the best Wrestlemanias ever, at least the best food of one I’ve been to . We watched the tournament selection show, and to anyone who didn’t believe the Big Ten had an off year, we had only 3 teams make it, and the highest seed we have is a 5. The Big Ten had a shit year, face it. I’m a fan of the Big Ten too, but your fanboyism should be set aside to realize we had an off year. (Sorry not to go off on whiners that I’ve been hearing about lately) I guess I should be happy because Chicago is really well represented with DePaul and UIC but ya know what, No I’m not. We watched the show with a couple of non-regular watchers so there was the “That looks so fake” but there was also a few “Holy Shit”s as well as a “I can’t stand that bitch Trish, for what she did to that Chris Jericho” of course that was twenty minutes after “How can you watch this soap opera shit” So they did a good job of drawing her into the story. As for the show itself:
-Shane’s kid was a really nice touch on the it all begins again theme. There needs to be some sort of Emmy given to the people in the WWE that do the opening of the show montages.
-Cena’s face raps still suck, but my wondering of when the four finger rings would get used as a weapon is now over.
-Raw Tag was as pointless as the fact that they think the belts matter
-Christian with the Trish heel turn, I should have seen this from weeks away, but I didn’t think of it until she came to ringside. That makes it exponentially better than it already was and it already was really cool. I will now admit that Jericho will probably stay a face now. He won’t eventually turn heel, like I thought he would for the past month or two.
-For being the match that is supposed to give Orton the rub from Foley, this sure was the Rock and Ric show. And going in, I never really thought of the greatness that would exude from a Rock/Ric situation. After seeing it, all I can say is I want more Rock vs. Ric. Damn you Hollywood, for stealing my Rock. All Wrestling fans should boycott Walking Tall so it is a flop and Rock will have to come running back to WWE with his tail between his legs, and we wrestling dorks can reap the benefits.
-Hall of Fame Class of 2004, I legit teared up when they showed Bobby getting his plaque and he said he wished Gorilla could be there. I also just legit teared up typing that up as well.
-Hey look there is T&A in the ring. Jackie, the one that wanted to be in Playboy, doesn’t want to take off her dress. Oh, I’m sorry why am I thinking there would be logic in a T&A match? The marks we watched the show with enjoyed it, so, it did what it was supposed to do.
-Cruiserweight open. So Akio is still in this match right? Poor other guy in Tajiri’s stable that is so unused, I don’t even know the dumb name the WWE gave him, not being able to be in it. Kidman’s head meet Nunzio’s shoulder, OUCH!!! “Hey Funaki we like you better than that guy that we pretend is Japanese, that really isn’t that Ken doesn’t know the name of, here we’ll give you seven seconds in there, thanks for coming. On your way out could you tell Paul London and Billy Gunn and Orlando Jordan to stop hanging out in the hallway when there is a camera there for Eddie to walk to Benoit’s dressing room. It’s bad enough Rock made us pay Hurricane and Rosey to be there so he can use his Hamburglar joke again. Now we have to pay you less than we were, but thanks for those seven seconds…Really”
-DJC and Lening were so correct in saying the match was really Goldberg & Lesnar vs. The Crowd. They were also right in saying The Crowd squashed the big galoots in mighty fine fashion. Brock flipping off the fans was completely flat out AWESOME though.
-Vinnie that was really nice of you to thank the crowd, and I sincerely believe that you mean it, how come everytime you do something like that it comes off as smarmy and ego stroking. It’s a shame because I really believe you meant it.
-Did you really give Jake & the Fatman the Tag Belts and have them retain them, Just so they can dance. I mean if your girls that are supposed to be hot can’t even dance when they are supposed to, how in the hell do you think this fat samoan and this white guy in his late thirties can.
-Jesse are you really going to run for president? If you are, your politics are much more appealing to me than the fact that you were a wrestler is. AND I’M A WRESTLING DORK. So I ask you PLEASE PLEASE don’t use “We need a wrestler in the White House” as your campaign slogan if you do run, Thank You, Ken Dreiling.
-Molly is a fucking trooper and if she doesn’t get a major payday for doing that I will be sad. (even if it was done just because she wanted a shorter hairstyle). I am sad that the chick matches that used to be awesome have been a little less than awesome the past couple weeks. I can’t put my finger on why exactly, but the finish to this match is a start.
-Eddie and Kurt are awesome I like when they wrestle it makes me happy.
-Paul Bearer, awesome; Druids, awesome; Old music, awesome; The fact that Taker has the same hairstyle I’m looking to have in a few weeks, awesome; The fact that he apparently is now the third member of The Smoking Guns, NOT awesome; Kane saying I buried you a lot, awesome; Kane saying UT wasn’t real, awesome; Kane reaching out to feel undertaker, awesome; it all goes down hill from there. I will say that everyone that was worried about the no selling dead man zombie Undertaker returning, should breathe some sign of relief. Apparently Kane no matter how many times he tries, just isn’t going to get UT to pass that torch to him
-Shawn blading right before the catapult was NICE. Chris Benoit was is a good wrestler, I enjoy watching him in a professional wrestling match. This was an interesting little match, as I don’t want to sound like your usual HHH hater here but, I kind of have to. HHH came out here to work. He was looking to make people look good. (OK I Don’t sound too much like one, but I have a point to make.) He had his wrestling boots on. He wanted to have a great match with the two of those guys. It’s such a shame he just couldn’t work like he used to. This wasn’t lazy HHH not putting over people, I mean look at the finish (MARK OUT.) It’s just simply a case that HHH is a very good wrestler, but he is not great any more. Which is a shame because 3-4 years ago, he was arguably the best one around. But us wrestling dorks had one extremely large orgasm as not only did HHH tap to the vanilla midget, but a minute later Eddie and Benoit are in the ring together, both as the world champions of their respective divisions. It’s an awesome time to love the professional wrestling.
I then drove home and went to bed. I drove to work this morning, putzed around a bit and here I am. I haven’t quite touched work yet, and I think it’ll be a while. Because it’s time to play with brackets, and see if any of the chicks here want to do a pool. We have 4 guys here that are down, but the rest of the office is ladies, so I rarely get a good office pool, but some of them had fun with the Super Bowl Squares, so who knows, we might get some (old school under)takers.