Hey if you notice this let me know.

Hey

Hey a lot of people didn't know I moved over to mostly posting on the LJ so go there.


http://www.livejournal.com/users/maestroken/




-Rock
Ken

Hey I hit 5,000

So this here blog got it's 5,000th page view over last weekend.

Someone Googled "Celebrity Poker Showdown" using Firefox
and got to the blog at 10:31:22 on Sunday April 17th.
They didn't even stay, they just clicked back.
Apparently my July 2004 archives didn't entertain them.

Hey this worked last time.

Ask me questions.
Anything you want.
I'll answer them.
This was fun last time.
So do it, now.

Hey lets do it again

I'm doing this because I just looked at my referrals to here, and there wasn't any Lindsay Lohan ones in the first ten, and the first one was a search for Joe Herro. So I lead you on a nother fun adventure of "Of the last 100 people to my blog, those that came via search engines, how did they get here"

Joe Herro
heiroglyphics - one life one love
Puff Daddy - I love you baby.
Tickets for Wrestlemania 22
reading eyeore icon
daizee haze vs rain
maestroken
kitchen aid dildo (HA Awesome)
canadian destroyer video
when will wrestlemania 22 tickets go on sale
lacey and rain
tv show blog quizzes
teenage dirtbag mp3
leugimnet
when are tickets on sale for wrestlemania 22 in chicago (3 times in a row)
(mixed wrestling torrents)
samoan girls in thigh high boots
when do wrestlemania 22 tickets go on sale (twice)
wrestlemania in chicago il
mitch hedburg's death
pissporno
jc bailey getting his tongue stapled clip
sexy quizzes for your blog
roh wrestler's entrance music
wrestlemania elgin
wrestlemania chicago bar
outkast the love below song titles
jc getting his tongue stapled clip
mercedes 1000000 dollars
mitch hedburg's death
Eryn RCW WRestling
IWA king of the deathmatch free download
vampire larry garage
lindsay lohan speak (Ahhh there we are)
wetlindsaylohan
when do wrestlemania 22 tickets go on sale
lindsay lohan haircut
lindsay lohan facts
nwa chi town rumble torrent
"rachel ray" and smoking
heiroglyphics one life one love
lindsay lohan feet pics
death of mitch hedburg
new quizzes crushes
nerf herder love sandwich
blog "Linsay Lohan"
Michael Jackson album in 2006
billy gunn toy with blue pants
9 inch heels
kristoff's bowling family
money song rachael ray
nerf herder love sandwich mp3
Flogging Molly mp3
daizee haze pictures
favorite 5 thing quizzes
T.A. Toms (RIP sweet sweet penny beer night)
outkast pitbulles
pep love mp3 blog

I started this yesterday at work, but I didn't know it was time to go, so I saved hit and finished it this morning. I just got my TV delivered today. YAY! it's big.
So anyone that wants to get a 27 inch TV cheap or wants the couch get in touch, or it'll be Salvation Army'd soon.

Hey I actually write stuff.

Hey I've got stuff on my LJ.
Go there.
They are not even quizzes.
They are actual content.
Seriously
They are good.

Sara's Birthday

Happy Birthday Baby


Love you.

Hey I'm stupid.

I keep forgetting to post stuff I put on the LJ, here on the blog.
I'd recommend reading that more than this.
I write them in LJ, so I they always go over there.

Quizzes.

Stolen from Super J See, told you I wouldn't do it then, I'm doing it now. THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1. Ken. 2. Kenneth. 3. Maestroken. THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD 1. maestroken. 2. tajirimark. 3. emk5000. THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF 1. my new haircut. 2. my monkeys. 3. my orbital. THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF 1. my flab. 2. my ears are crooked. 3. my slowly going out of control eyebrows. THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE 1. Irish. 2. Cherokee. 3. English. THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU 1. Death of friends and family. 2. Other people's Driving. 3. Driving in precipitation. THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS 1. shower 2. internet 3. peeing (Dude, I so totally do those everyday too.) THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW 1. Striped Old Navy Polo. 2. Old Navy Khakis. 3. Blue & Grey Striped Socks. THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS 1. Flogging Molly. 2. Bloodhound Gang. 3. Johnny Cash. THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS 1. "Suspicious Minds" - Elvis Presley. 2. "American Folk Song" - The Kissers. 3. "Ditty" - Paperboy THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS 1. Getting all my files (life, and computer, and work) organized. 2. Getting the Credit Cards Gone. 3. Making my own Egg Rolls and Crab Rangoon. THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP 1. Trust. 2. Fun. 3. Mutual Enjoyment. TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE 1. All of my Tattoos are of animals. 2. I like my tattoos. 3. I like animals. THREE THINGS ABOUT THE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU 1. Lack of menstration. 2. No need for any of our clothes to have "Spaghetti Straps." 3. Underwear that in moments of need, can double as shorts. THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES 1. Watching wrestling. 2. Jeering heels. 3. Singing Prince Mega-mixes. THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW 1. Pee. 2. Go home. 3. Not be at work. THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING 1. I assume I considered being an accountant. 2. I could dig on being a wrestling manager. 3. Sugar Mama's plaything. THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION 1. Ireland. 2. Vegas. 3. Toronto. THREE KID'S NAMES 1. Andrew. 2. Delilah. 3. I only want two. THREE THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE 1. Retire. 2. Be at a point where money isn't a concern. 3. That's about it. THREE WAYS I'M STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY 1. I like wrestling. 2. I give into March Madness. 3. I don't really like talking on the phone. THREE WAYS I'M STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK 1. I...have boobs. (I'm keeping this one, manboobs count) 2. I like What Not To Wear and Food Network and stuff like that. 3. I do internet quizzes. THREE CELEB CRUSHES 1. Rachael Ray. 2. Vanessa Marcil. 3. Natalie Portman. THREE PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE THIS QUIZ 1. Everyone. 2. That will. 3. Already did. 1. What time did you get up this morning? Alarm goes off at 5, and two snoozes makes 5:18am 2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Oh god, ummm Mean Girls? 4. What is your favourite TV show? Lately Mythbusters and Good Eats 5. What did you have for breakfast? Nothing Yet, I'll have a Glucerna bar though. 6. What is your middle name? Andrew 7. What snack foods do you like? Triscuits, pretty much anything but potato chips 8. What foods do you dislike? I don't like Green Peppers, I'm blanking on what else I don't like 9. What is your favourite potato chip flavor? I said I don't like them, I prefer corn. 10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Eh, I've been more of a random guy for the past forever. So no specific CDs, 11. What kind of car do you drive? 98 Nissan Sentra...sexy 12. Favourite sandwich? Beef Ham Turkey, Mayo, touch of brown mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber. On either wheat or in a wrap. 13. What characteristic do you despise? I hate stupidity 14. Favourite item of clothing? Ummm, my new Tracy Smothers shirt??? 15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Australia 16. What colour is your bathroom? 2 different shades of purple. 17. Favourite brand of clothing? I guess Old Navy or Adidas since most of my clothes are theirs. 18. Where would you retire to? A Life of Leisure 19. Favourite time of the day? evening, making dinner. 20. What was your most memorable birthday? Eh, none are too memorable. There's never been a bad one. 21. When were you born? May 18th of 1976 22. What fabric detergent do you use? I've always been a Snuggle man. 23. Are you a morning person or a night person? Morning 26. What is your shoe size? 10 - 10 1/2 27. Do you have any pets? Nope 28. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? Sara's birthday is next week. 29. What did you want to be when you were little? The first male mayor of Chicago (this was when Jane Byrne was mayor) 30. What colour are your eyes? Brown

I'm Soooo Tiiiiiired - The Kissers

My old ass can't take this.
The show was good.
Flogging Molly always puts on a good show, but I'm sadly coming to find they're almost all similar. I've seen them do the Same 10 minute version of Black Friday Rule, what 10 times now.
I'll still see that same show every time they come around because it's awesome though.
River Boat Gamblers weren't annoying, but weren't anything I'd choose to listen to again.
Hot Water Music wasn't as good as River Boat Gamblers.
18 & Over meant not as many annoying youngin's
18 & Over meant instead of the whole show ending at 11, they didn't come on stage until 11:30.
I have two 16oz. Tourine products on my desk, and one may need to be cracked open soon.

More crap taking up my workday.

Okay, I don't have my full MP3 collection here at the office, probably only about a third to a quarter of all my Mp3s, but I can do this now that I finally put in an MP3 platform and put my office MP3 discs onto iTunes.

So here we go with the office edition:

MP3 Library Meme

How many total songs?
2715

Sort by Song Title
First: "'69 Cadillac" by The Kissers
Last: "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies.

Sort by Time
First: (TIE) "We Like Meat" by Bloodhound Gang and "Punck" by Suicide Machines (0:04)
Last: "Rapper's Delight" by Sugarhill Gang (14:36)

Sort by Album
First: '93 Til Infinity, Souls of Mischief
Last: Zoot Suit Riot, Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Top Ten Most Played Songs
(Just set up my player last week, and I've been playing my FLogging Molly collection all day today getting ready for tomorrow's show, so this'll be odd.)
1. "Swagger", Flogging Molly
2. "Laura", Flogging Molly
3. "What Made Milwaukee Famous...", Flogging Molly
4. "Selfish Man", Flogging Molly
5. "Selfish Man", Flogging Molly (First is from live album, second is album)
6. "The Worst Day Since Yesterday", Flogging Molly
7. "The Ol' Beggars Bush", Flogging Molly
8. "The Likes of You Again, Flogging Molly
9. "Black Friday Rule", Flogging Molly
10. "If I Had $1000000", Barenaked Ladies

Find "sex," how many songs show up?
20 including all songs by Sex Pistols.
6 including all three songs off of Digital Underground's Sex Packets album
3 If you're just going by song title
"Sexy M.F." - Prince
"Sex Rap" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Sexy Mexican Maid" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Find "death," how many songs show up?
33 including all songs of the Double Disc Notorious B.I.G. album Life After Death
6 including I Fought the Law from Dead Kennedy's album Give Me Convienence or Give Me Death
5 if you're just going by song title
"Life After Death Intro" - Notorious B.I.G.
"Death Valley Queen" - Flogging Molly
"Instant Death" - Beastie Boys
"Death of Buck 50" - El-P
"Dune: The Death of Liet-Kynes"

Find "love," how many songs show up?
75 including all songs off of Outkast's The Love Below
57 including all versions of the word love (lover, loved, Glove, etc.)
45 if you're just going by "Love" being in the song title
"Signs of Love" - Moby
"Pep Love" - Heiroglyphics
"One Life One Love" - Heiroglyphics
"Mood for Love" - Prince Paul
"(Pride) In The Name of Love" - U2
"When Love Comes To Town" - U2
"Maddest Kind of Love" - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
"Love Jones" - RZA
"Love Theme" - El-P
"Talkin' 'Bout Hey Love" - De La Soul
"I Don't Want Your Love" - Duran Duran
"Love Story" - Deltron 3030
"Digital Love" - Daft Punk
"Who Needs Love (Like That)" - Erasure
"Victim of Love" - Erasure
"Chains of Love" - Erasure
"Love to Hate You" - Erasure
"Contract on the World Love Jam" - Public Enemy
"The Nigga Ya Love To Hate" - Ice Cube
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" - Elton John
"I Want Love" - Elton John
"Love Life" - Fatboy Slim
"Pantera Fans in Love" - Nerf Herder
"Is This Love" - Bob Marley
"One Love/People Get Ready" - Bob Marley
"I Love The Dough" - Notorious B.I.G.
"I'm In Love With A Girl Named Spike (Live)" - Skankin' Pickle
"I'm In Love w/ A Girl Named Spike" - Skankin' Pickle
"Haze of Love" - Cake
"Is This Love" - Cake
"Love Sandwich" - Nerf Herder
"Wassup Wit The Love" - Digital Underground
"I Love You Baby" - Puff Daddy
"To Give You Love" - Kool Keith
"Love Vigilanties" - New Order
"Bizarre Love Triangle" - New Order
"Funky Acid Makossa/What Time is Love/Shafted Off/And The Break Goes Again" - Prodigy Presents The Dirtchamber Sessions
"The Love Below" - OutKast
"Love Hater" - OutKast
"Love In War" - OutKast
"Love Of My Life" - The Roots
"No Chump Love Sucker" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Love Trilogy" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Love Island" - Fatboy Slim
"I Think I Love You" - Less Than Jake

Partial Weekend Thoughts.

That mid-weekend post throws off the regular weekend posting so here we go.

Got the beds into their respective spots, I didn't resize the pics before putting them up so here's links to them.

http://www.maestroken.com/images/SpareRoomWithBedNow.JPG
http://www.maestroken.com/images/NewBed.JPG

I love the new bed it's huge, and I don't get elbowed as much anymore. Got my car washed, it's clean.

Wildfire was good, but nothing special. If the piece of meat is good, there's no real difference to me between 2 steaks, so I'm not that super crazy about "So-called-fancy" steak places, but the White Cheddar Potatoes Au Gratin were CHOICE. Plus I rarely have Creamed Spinach but love it, so even this somewhat subpar Creamed Spinach was good. But when you pay your half of a $200 bill with two gift cards instead of $100 it's hard to be upset in the least.

Sunday was a shopping extravaganza. Went to Kohl's and hit their clearance section, and got 6 pairs of work pants for like $30 so that's awesome. Then after finding out the day before about Sara's mom getting her the Kitchen-Aid mixer she wants for her birthday I decided since I can no longer get her that she's getting a Cuisinart (and other things that I won't mention here because she has sister's that sometimes read this and will tell her. HI!) Since we were going to use a 20% off everything we bought that day coupon I bought it in front of her. We also got a Down Comforter for the new bed, and she got some stuff???. Then to Linen's N Things to exchange the Mattress Pad we got for the bed. The pad inside wasn't King sized although the package said it was, so we got that sorted out. Then bought a bed skirt and some throw pillows for the bed. Off to Target for some pillows for the Spare Room Bed. Ate at Las Palmas and got her car washed. Then settled in. Wow that whole paragraph I just sounded like a woman. Sara had some work to do so I watched my Stella Shorts DVD. It's a bunch of skits put on by Stella (stellacomedy.com) which is Michael Showalter, David Wain, and Michael Ian Black from The State. I loved The State, but this wasn't that good. Too much reliance on dildos as comedy. Believe me I enjoy a good Dildo as shock humor as much as the next guy, but seriously half the skits had one show up. Apparently they're doing a show for Comedy Central starting late June according to David Wain's website, so maybe when they have to be clean it'll bring out more of the funny. Then watched Harold & Kumar which while not having any Dildos was as funny as it should have been. Then bed.

Yesterday was awesome because out of the blue it was like 65 degrees all day.
Today it was nice and 45 this morning, it's supposed to be 30 and snowing by the 3:00. To that I say BOOOOOO! *thumbs down*

Saturday Morning Musings

Mitch Hedburg's show last night was the oddest show ever.
He was HAMMERED.
The Crowd kept yelling for bits.
It sucked.
Somehow eventually a guy that heckled him ended up on stage telling a joke.
ODD

Watching the Christopher Daniels shoot.
Gabe keeps asking questions about the ROH era.
Every question is answered with Daniels pretty much shitting on Gabe's booking.
Quite funny.
And they don'really go too far into his beginnings.
At 45 minutes in on a 2 hr 15 min shoot, I give this a recommendation of "Save your money"

I've been listening to said shoot, while I move our bed into the computer room. Sara's sister and her husband are going back to their waterbed. We were looking to get a King Sized Bed. They were looking to get rid of one. SYNERGY!!!!!! So sometime this afternoon Brian and I will be bringing over a bed.

Tonight going to Wildfire to spend some of these Lettuce Entertain You Gift cards that have been acquired over the past few Christmas' from my office, and Sara's student's parents.

Tomorrow is the big shopping day so all the toiletries, and groceries, and cleaning products. Taxes will be prepared tomorrow as well I hope.

Yeah.
Hey, Go to Chicago Wrestling Dot Com's Message Board and go to Shills and get some of my first wave of clearance tapes.

Weekend post of goodness

Yeah, so I ended up getting through for Cubs tickets 3 times. I got one ticket for one of the Boston games which I'm selling to Joey because a) I'm not going to a baseball game by myself and b) he's the Boston boy so yeah. I also got some for Larry's birthday, and I'm splitting some tickets with Ben here at the office for one of the Cardinals games.

Then after work I took the El up to Evanston to meet up with Dina for a drink before going to see Sara's students perform Antigone. This year's play was a short one clocking in at just over an hour. It was a good one though. Then afterwards back to Nevin's for more drinks. Nevin's now has all of their waitress' wearing short plaid skirts. I have no problem at all with this new development.

Saturday Sara and I went up to Gurnee to get stuff from Old Navy, we also grabbed some Applebees for lunch. Went back home, and I was right back out of the door becase Ring of Honor is back in town. Head over to Larry's then we run to the city to pick up Wayne and Jesse. Then it's out to Addison for some fun at Dave & Busters. Good times were had but we had to take off (I still have 50 Credits!) to get something to eat before the show. We stop at the little pizza/bar place by the venue again for some pizza chicanary. Come across some guys that came all the way from Fort Wayne for the show. Once all 4 cars were there, we were 10 deep in this little bar. Got our grub on, then asked what their parking situation was for letting us park there during the show. They let us park if we came back for drinks, after the show. We had no problem with that and off to the show. Show was fun, I'll have a review up on ITVR sometime (That sometime is now inthisveryring.com ). Adam expounded on his disaffection at ROH shows over at DVDVR and I agree, I just don't get the loving feel off their shows live that I do at IWA-MS. ROH is better on DVD than live to me in that respect. Thus being, I was having a ball goofing around and partaking in silliness, wackiness, and general douchebaggery. After the show went back to the bar (12 deep now with the Summers' joining in) and had a round. There was some birthday party going on, and there was also Karaoke. So we finally get a book and start looking through it, and Joey notices NKOTB, finds a bunch of us to do it with him. Next thing we know, Joey, Todd, Phil, and myself are doing "Step by Step" by the New Kids. Phil was the lyrical superstar of the performance, hitting the high-pitched Joey MacIntyre parts. Todd brought mad back-up dancing ability. Twas a ball. Larry brought some Lionel Ritchie action to the table with some lovely "Say You, Say Me" Joey rocked some "Copacabana" and said he wanted a Conga Line. He got one, some girls walked past us on the way from the bathroom one was grabbed and followed and dancing in a winding line ensued. I rocked some Bloodhound Gang "Bad Touch" with Phil rocking the chorus for me since I don't like it and then we took off. Twas another good evening with the entire crew.

Sunday Sara and I did a little grocery shopping, made some brownies then made our way to Dina's house for a Mexican Fiesta/Dinner at the new apartment/Oscars gathering. Much fun was had.

Now I'm at work, tired and I have major pain in my thighs that I have no clue how it happened. Ah well, such is life.

Ah Sweet Sweet Virtual Waiting Room

I rearrange my whole desktop.
All programs made a little smaller.
Leaving an opening to see the screen.
Letting me know if I've been accepted.

"Randomly Selected" from the waiting room.
I shall be allowed entry.
Getting Cubs tickets.
Such a hard process.

Anxious and full of spunk.
Hoping I get in...
I want to see Boston.
Damn they're popular again.

I'd also like to see Houston.
St. Louis is always a rivalry game.
August 27 is also wanted.
Larry wants to celebrate the birthday.

As a kid Cross Town Classic,
was the game to be.
Two thousand and five.
I still think the same.

All these thoughts whilst
not even in.
I've been in the waiting room,
But can't get in until Ten