MaestroKen's Blog

Monday, December 20, 2004

You people want updates you get some updates

thirteen random things you like:
1) Wrestling.
2) Strongbow English Dry Cider.
3) Mix CDs.
4) iRiver PMP-120.
5) Tracy Smothers.
6) Punk covers of other genre songs.
7) Visiting my circle of wrestling message boards.
8) Fark.com
9) Torrents.
10) Food Network.
11) End of year retrospective TV shows.
12) Bravo's Christmas Special Christmas Special Show.
13) Christmas Season

twelve movies:
1) Swingers.
2) Office Space.
3) Napoleon Dynamite.
4) Mean Girls.
5) Anchorman.
6) Saved!
7) Clerks.
8) Elf.
9) Wet Hot American Summer.
10) The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh.
11) The Breakfast Club.
12) The Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant Hellbound Flesh Eating Subhumaniod Living Dead Part II

eleven good bands/artists:
1) Flogging Molly.
2) The Kissers.
3) Barenaked Ladies.
4) Bloodhound Gang.
5) The Vandals.
6) Suicide Machines.
7) Fatboy Slim.
8) Sublime.
9) Kool Keith.
10) Nerf Herder.
11) Beastie Boys.

ten things about you ... physically:
1) Club Kid Glasses.
2) Brown Eyes.
3) About six foot.
4) Need a haircut.
5) Cracka-Ass Honky.
6) Fattie.
7) Scarred Lip.
8) Seven Piercings, but only three have jewelry.
9) Monkeys on leg, and Elephants on back.
10) I don't believe my ears are even.

nine stores you shop at.
1) Jerry's Fruit and Vegetable Market.
2) Old Navy.
3) Dominicks.
4) Jewel-Osco.
5) Gap.
6) Target.
7) IKEA. (just got a gift card for the office Secret Santa)
8) Best Buy.
9) SmartMarkVideo.com.

eight favorite food/drinks:
1) Thai Noodles.
2) Diet Coke.
3) Crab Rangoon.
4) Cider.
5) Cheese.
6) Pasta.
7) Pizza.
8) Asparagus.

seven people you’ve kissed:
1) Sara.
2) My Mom.
3) Krissie. (my first)
4) Kissing Jen.
5) Mikkle. (Whether I wanted to or not)
6) My neices.
7) My nephew.

six things that annoy you:
1) People coming into my office asking for "favors".
2) That I'm not independently wealthy.
3) Negative Nancys.
4) Inconsiderate drivers.
5) Not having enough weekday home time.
6) Mean people.

five things you touch everyday:
1) The floor.
2) Toothbrush.
3) Shower knob.
4) My junk.
5) My glasses.

four shows you watch:
1) What Not to Wear.
2) $40 a Day.
3) Dinner for Five. (although it's been a while)
4) Inside the Actor's Studio.

three things you wear every (Ken adds) work day:
1) Scuff-proof Sketchers.
2) Polo-style Shirt.
3) Chinos.

two celebrities you have a crush on:
1) Rachel Ray.
2) Vanessa Marcil.

one thing about yourself that you want everyone to know:
1) I'm quite lactose tolerant.

Hey lets go abloggin shall we.

Rock, Rock on.
Here we go.
We now have a Christmas Tree.
The first half hour of Saved! is HY-sterical.
Sara has her sister's hand-me-down computer,
Which is way better than her 1995 special she was rockin.
I hope.
Christmas is coming soon.
My parents house Thursday night.
Presents to be opened Friday (Christmas Eve) afternoon.
Taking off so Sara can hit Midnight Mass.
Presents at her parents house Christmas Morning.
I've spent WAY too much on presents this year.
Looking forward to spending more.
Spending an evening alone drinking Ciders and watching wrestling is good for the soul.
Just put in a request for next Wednesday off.
When are the year end retrospective shows starting?
I'm a big dork and love stuff like that.
As I realize Raw is doing that tonight.
Wouldn't it make more sense for that to be next week's show?
I wonder how my Bowl picks are doing?
I've paid no attention to any of the bowls yet.
I then look to realize there's only been one game.
I wish there were Christmas Sales every week.
I like when things are cheaper.
I guess I don't have anything else to say.
Except, Buh-Bye.


Friday, December 03, 2004

How does it happen

Seriously I have no clue how I got so high up on search engine sites for Lindsey Lohan. Out of the last 100 people to my blog, only 4 searches didn't get there by searching for her. Lots of them for her Thanksgiving pot smoking pictures, for her tattoo, and a whole bunch for her feet. I'd really like to know how they get here. They've replaced torrents as my most searched item to get here.
(3 of the other 4, not the one that is Sara and the Undertaker's wedding photos) I'd think there'd be huge fan sites that would turn up higher than me. Let's do a check.
Yahoo search for "Lindsey Lohan pics feet" I'm number 5.
MSN search for "lindsey Lohan Tattoo" I'm on the front page.
Google didn't have me in the first five pages at least.
Oh well, they have me at number two for IWA-MS wrestling Torrents.
So there.


Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Yep, I'm terrible.

Well add this to my Christmas list.
I'd so get shot if I had one because I'd use it.
Way too much.
www.roadragecards.com