Questions from Staci.

1) What is the best restaurant in Chicago and why?
Feel free to name different restaurants in different
cuisines.

Hi Ricky-Fun affordable yummy Thai, if you can get over the hipster attitude of those within. Sadly the downtown one is now gone and the uber-hipster Wrigleyville one is the only one left.
Portillo’s-The original the yummy, sometimes you just want a beef and some cheese fries. Get the chocolate cake, BEST.CAKE.EVER.
Lou Malnotti’s-Well ya gotta have a Chicago Deep Dish on the list of Chicago foods, this is my favorite of all the ones I’ve tried, but you rarely can go wrong with either.
Leona’s-Standard fare, but big portions and their awesome Sunday brunch take it over the top. Ginormous Cokes don’t hurt at all either.

2) If you were a girl and had a cute, shag-like
haircut, how would you style your hair on the day of
your friend's wedding? (Keep in mind that in this
scenario, you are the maid of honor.)

Being the Maid of Honor all attention is put on you, and you alone. Don’t let the bride try and take all the attention away, she’s just being a camera hog. Since it’s all about you, don’t go and get all fancied up and look different than you normally do. You got the haircut like that because it’s super-cute and looks good on you. Thus it’s the perfect hairdo for a wedding. Wear it normal.

3) Why do people freak out and get all nosy when two
people date that have a semi-large age range between
them? What are your feelings on this issue?

People are generally stupid. This is the answer to many of life’s questions. They have opinions and opinions are like assholes, (as in much like assholes if you bring up a commonly used phrase, they usually have a stupid one liner that’s supposed to follow it up) Actually my true feelings are if either person gets their rocks off on being with the other person, then an age difference doesn’t matter. If either person gets their rocks off by being with a person of the other’s age group, then that’s not fair to the other person and it does matter. As long as the first scenario is there, it’s all good.

4) What are you going to dress up for on Halloween?
Even if you're not going to dress up, please name a
costume that you would use if need be.

I have no clue yet. I pondered getting a lucha libre mask and being an old fat man lucha wrestler (which is quite prevalent in Mexico), but no one would get it and they’d think I’m just a fat guy with a mask on.

5) Why are people blessed with the astrological sign
Taurus so awesome?

Our round belly’s and round bosoms make us loveable.
Our small hands and small feet make it easy for us to buy gloves and footwear.
Our awesomeness is filled with awesome awesomeosity.